so thats what a seventh degree burn looks like...

Egor claims HE was the breadwinner between the two

William’s engagement numbers are routinely higher than Harry’s, while also holding down his pilot job and having a family. Harry is single and has no other job so he can afford to take off to Africa for months at a time. Their roles are clearly different. William may not be out there helping catch elephant poachers…

Wait till he finds out his mother is a peasant, too. It’ll be the tower for her, for sure.

I was an asshole teen for a year. My sister was the quiet but difficult to deal with teen for her entire teen run. If she was just being a difficult teen I could deal with that at least, better than this. This is an unmedicated teen with a serious mental health disorder that no one wants to help me diagnose and treat…

Have you considered making him his own Facebook account? I don’t use it myself either, but it’s often a godsend with both finding and placing pets, so I’m told.

I have followed your posts for a very long time, and I think I speak for all Jezzies when I say you are an incredibly capable person. Teenagers are fucking HARD, but you have so much empathy. Keep doing what you’re doing, Mama. Much respect.

He should’ve at least tried doing the “my toe looks like a dick from this angle” routine.

I’m sorry man. I remember people all of a sudden coming at Pinkham and it was sso baffling to me. Hang in there and know you got an ally. People posting pics of your daughter though? WTF, that ain’t right at all and if I see that nonsense I’m gonna take off these earrings.

I also have a secret about a parent (my father). Found out years ago (I was snooping) that he has a daughter. My dad used to work in Europe and I guess he had the affair during that time. She is probably around my younger brother’s age, about 21/22 now.

I hated the Brad-Jen break-up, because it just felt like my worst romantic nightmare come true for someone - gorgeous lover/boyfriend/husband leaves you for The Most Beautiful Woman In The World and you are forced to witness their Glorious Transcendent Love Affair play out on the cover of every magazine in the world…

my father handled the grill when i was growing up.

The individual — a household name and revered by millions around the globe — had systematically abused him as a young boy, both on-and-off set, in their trailers and at parties attended by other A-List actors, Haim told friends.

Since I don’t want to wade through that comments section again I’ll ask this here, in an inappropriate place:

She already had several of the kids before they got together, and has always seemed pretty comfortable with the idea of parenting solo (with many nannies). I always sort of had the impression that she had six kids and a husband, and he had a wife with six kids.

Please take that back about Justin Theroux!

Day 1: Amal lets Brad know he’s more than welcome and she and George are “here” for him.

I met Annette and Warren at a party once (I am eye-rolling myself for using a sentence like that, I assure you) and they were like those friends of your parents who have been married for decades and decades who still touch each other’s shoulders when they’re talking and tease each other about needing reading glasses.…

Plus, breakup beard.