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Ahhhh good for you - I foster too, although no dogs at the moment. Have successfully re-homed five though! I tend to get “difficult” dogs that I house-train, lead train and get socialised, then they are good to go out into the world to get adopted. Much like me and my men really ;-)

Thank you for the reply! I just got back. It was.....different....

Hello. It’s morning where I am, so don’t know if anyone will see this (and I’m gray). I’m in a really bad way. I just feel so very angry all the time, then just feel.....nothing. I’m seeing a therapist for the first time in a few hours. Any idea as to what I should expect? He’s the first point of call - today is

Insomniac for some 35 years here and regularly have sleep paralysis. My visitor is a man who usually sits near my wardrobe and watches me, but recently he’s been sitting on my legs on the end of the bed and I have to use what feels like super-human strength to push him off. Good old fashioned leaving the light on in

He’s bombarded me with apologies and said “what you said about my daughters never thinking it’s ok for a man to speak like that to them has really rattled me and made me think”.

Been talking to me 3 very close girlfriends about this and between us we have literally 100's, close to 1,000 of incidences of men behaving like this to us. I got chatting to a man on tinder on Sunday and got to know he had two daughters (8 and 10 years old) was reasonably funny and was keen to drive to my town and

shaved bear” Can we please have a list of all the descriptions Jezebel has used for the Trump, as they are truly magnifcent.

“pinch off”!! I die :-) the best of turds.

It’s the most awful relationship I’ve seen in a long while. I caught it on E! after Botched the other day (I’m in love with both Debeau & Nassif - no shame) and I actually felt sick. Never have I been more happy to be for ever single watching Great British Bake Off with a bottle of wine and a bowl of roast potatoes.

Terrifyingly, <35 seconds - when he’s being rightfully taunted - he puts his hand in his pocket and appears to make a “gun” shape. This kid has go to be watched. He’s out for rewenge the piece of shit that he is.

HAIR HELP please Milihelen’s!

HAIR HELP please Milihelen’s!

Bwahahahahah!! Oh the stuff we pull out of handbags (rummages around for lip-balm, ends up rubbing a tampon all over lips).

LOL! How did you handle it? I did think my gait was rather stiff that day, which balled up knickers behind the kneecap will do eh? I threw myself on the floor to get them, then bizarrely sort of waved them in the air, then tucked them in my bag and tried to continue the conversation even though my face was hotter

I’m much more interested in the guy on the front row, black suit, who is the only one not on his phone... WHO IS HE?!

I did too - and I’m pretty chuffed about that as I was horrified how much she reminded me of my messed up, London dwelling, self-loathing, functioning alcoholic self of 20 odd years ago.

My pearls are very much clutched - this is way too much for me.

The man of my 1989 dreams finally walked to college with me and during one of my particularly jaunty skips up/down a kerb, the previous day’s knickers went shooting out of my jean leg.

There’s a lady garden / muff diving joke in here somewhere...