That story is a carnival of horrors. It may be the single most upsetting news story I’ve read in 2016. Maybe even beyond that. The only good part of that story were that the faces of all three monsters were clearly, visibly bruised/cut in the pictures included in the story, which means someone has rightfully kicked…

It also depends on how you orient yourself in the water - swimmers who stay vertical, instead of floating on their stomachs or backs, are less likely to get bitten because a shark isn’t going to confuse you for something tasty that has a wide profile, like a stingray or a sea turtle.

“What dis??? Dis friend???” *bites* “Friend??” *bites more* “Why friend not move?????” *yet more biting* “Friend???????”

(edit: I know this is probably a troll post, but I’ve wanted to use this .gif for so long!)

In three hours? On the SAME BEACH? If I see you swimming there I’ll believe it.

I’m a millennial and I always thought that all that talk about millennials being lazy, entitled and arrogant was bull...and then I got a new job at a start up with only millennials and Oh God millennials are the worse. My team refused to hire a 20 year veteran of our industry because: she had worked in the industry…

His wooden, shit american accent in the film ruins it for me too.

Don’t be silly. Child molesters are ugly men with regrettable facial hair.

The only thing I could fap to in that trailer was the fact that it ended.

Full. He had a whole dead house sitter to snack on.

I’m not sure why we talk about Calvin Harris like he was some kind of bubbling-under nobody before he met Taylor Swift. He’s worth $170 million and has worked with everyone and makes music that (for better or worse) has defined a decade of dance-pop. And he did it all without waging a major tabloid publicity campaign…

The song it’s catchy, and it’s funny how people forget he was the highest paid DJ before dating TS

yeah no he’s tainted for me.

I can’t help but feel like Ariana Grande is really the name of a font.

Do you mean an African frame rate or a European frame rate?

I’ve probably taken 6,000 pictures of my dog. I know, I’m pathetic.

Let’s be real. A deceased Hillary communicating through the Long Island Medium would be preferable to Donald Trump.

HRC is a compulsive liar.