With the large portion of white guys shaving their heads, I’m always getting some of my middle-aged make co-workers mixed up. They’re all thumbs to me. Could be my glasses though.

I was an overnight editor at cnn.com when this story broke. It was the night/morning of my bachelor party. I got a call early in the morning (I’d been asleep for just a couple hours) and told it was all hands, big story breaking, haven’t you heard .... I was still so fucking drunk. I worked a double, got on the plane…

At the very least we should send them a nice gift basket.

Yeah, you don’t offer bail or an ankle braclet to a violent domestic abuser who was caught armed after kidnapping and torturing his wife...especially when they lives six miles from one another (says so in source). This judge fucked up royally and it cost this woman her life.

Fuck Judge Gary Gilman. This woman’s death is on your hands asshole. And as usual incompetent men won’t suffer consequences while this woman is now dead.

I’m crying on the toilet, and I didn’t even have Chipotle yesterday.

Bloom: “Hey, Miranda. Just a head’s up. The most embarrassing photos you can imagine of me are going to be coming out. You’ve been warned”

Great. Now I’m crying in a McDonald’s. And it's not for any of the usual reasons.

I don’t get the alleged sexual magnetism. He’s like someone gave a ferret a fake beard and a Vineyard Vines gift card.

I have to imagine Eddie Trump’s middle name has become “Not That One” at this point. That or “No Relation.”

I’ve seen this three times today, and it hasn’t stopped being funny. “You should look it up” gets me every single time.

When I’m in a diner, I prefer near monastic silence. No singing. No dancing. No music. The only sound should be that of buzzing fluorescent and neon lights, people periodically shaking the folds out of broadsheet newspapers, dishes clanking in the sink, the metallic noises of a short-order cook working the flat-top…

“they ate plate after plate of sushi”

Bet the judge has his own “I heart TS” shirt tucked away under his robe.

Levi slim fit 712, because this “skinny jeans” nonsense is not for people with muscles. (Slims look skinny, and if you get ones that have a bit of elastane in them, they cling the same way too. My beast calves and skier thighs are going into no skinnies, ever.)

Levi slim fit 712, because this “skinny jeans” nonsense is not for people with muscles. (Slims look skinny, and if…

i bet if you were waiting to be called for jury duty, and t.swift was waiting in the group with you, you’d get really fucking sick of her real quick.

It’s weird yours is the first comment expressing this sentiment, since it deserves to be said. She upgraded with Drake, though that wasn’t really hard to do as it was. And as far as his awkwardness, Rhianna doesn’t need some cool tough guy. She’s cool and tough all by herself. If she likes slightly awkward at times…

She looked like an incredibly happy person who is awkward about expressing vulnerable emotion to me – do I just feel this way because everyone around me is so awkward?

Yeah, I don’t get it. She clearly likes him so what is with all of the funkiness? I think that his awkwardness is charming.

She needs to just jump on him and own that. Imagine how cozy his sweaters are when you're chilling at home watching Game of Thrones and eating Taco Bell.