still not smoking even though i had some serious cravings this week. i’m proud of that. but dammit i do want one. haven’t smoked since may 10.

Also, pasta is like... not the dish to get someone laid. It’s the dish for late-night cuddling on the couch while you watch TV.

i wasn’t talking to you

A pretty good way to get a dude to fuck u is to be like “Yo dude, you wanna fuck or what?”

Oh my god, when I think of the things I said and did to my parents at that age, I am truly amazed they still speak to me. They had a messy divorce, openly hated each other and were very vocal to us and anyone else who would listen, and my father just keeps starting a new family every 7 years. It’s all good now, but…

Teenagers can be real assholes to their parents. I am not a fan of this show, but I have seen bits of it once or twice which was enough to see that the twins in particular have a horrible attitude toward their parents and siblings. I agree they neither asked for nor deserved being forced into the public eye as…

I’m really glad that at 12 I wasn’t asked questions about my parents by People Magazine.

Noted; applying Cheeto dust thusly.

And that’s how I wound up in a disciplinary meeting dressed as Batman.

or c) is relieved that they will have nothing to compare his lacklustre performance with?

I’ve always felt badly for Rob. He’s the youngest of the four Kardashian kids, and I would guess has been equal parts pushed around and ignored for most of his existence. I just want to shake the kid, hire him a really goood sober buddy / pa, and get his ass into a career track that has nothing to do with television.

You know the belly rub game is too strong when the dog pees.

I met HRC once, on my 21st birthday. I was working at a Clinton Foundation fundraiser at the Museum of Natural History in NYC. They hadn’t told us anything about how the Clintons would enter and I just assumed they would come in the back through some super secret door or something.