I love that song. It’s like if Axe body spray were music.

Can we just Thanos snap law enforcement agencies away please?

Uh, here’s what Rob McElhenney said about his own transformation:

Well, and

A gas can and a lighter would be much more useful.

I get letters when my lawn gets a little shaggy in the summer.

Damn, the one time an HOA would be useful.

Let’s Remember Some Species

She could be wrong about them pushing her out, sure.

I mean...the fact that they put him through the sexual harassment training means that it was probably true.

Thank you, Patty. 

Reader Learns Of Carol’s Second Act When Writers Quit Carol’s Second Act After Patricia Heaton’s Husband Is Accused Of Sexual Misconduct

POI and The Expanse are the best sci-fi shows of this decade, easily-better than Orphan Black and definitely better than Black Mirror.

I’m surprised Homeland didn’t make the list. Though I guess the fact it only ran for a season and a half and no more episodes ever aired no matter what anyone says didn’t do it any favors.

Couldn’t we just skip the middleman and have Hollywood pay the scarf industry?

Given that all anyone really wants at this point is for Dumbledore to get laid, why doesn’t the studio just skip the middleman and just release the porn parodies in their place?

I feel like they’re making these to fill the Harry Potter void until the kids are old enough to play their characters in the inevitable Cursed Child movie.

God damn it. Stick to sports and stop talking about the MLS!

If you really want to pile on, use a shovel.  Pitchforks can’t hold that much.

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So, I was recently put in charge of an already successful website by this private equity firm. I covered the site in loud, obnoxious ads, drove readers away and than started firing the people who made the website successful in the first place when they wouldn’t kiss my ass. But, I mean, those…