190-lb-weakling
190 lb. weakling
190-lb-weakling
Oct 13 2019
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Some Boston fans won’t get up to use the restroom, thus making the experience more pleasant for their rowmates.

Oct 13 2019
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They might not be able to win any FCS conference, and they might go winless in the Missouri Valley Football Conference. 

Oct 13 2019
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No. I could find a remotely winnable game for every other Power Five team. I can't find one for Rutgers. Their coach should win National Coach of the Year if they manage to take a game to the final possession. 

Oct 9 2019
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I don’t even know that the state/national ranks mean all that much, but that puts Mt. Vernon in the top 5 or so percent in the nation. That having been said, it’s REALLY hard to compare teams in different divisions, across a large state or across a large nation, so let’s put it this way: MaxPreps doesn’t think they’re Read more

Sep 22 2019
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The coffee was even hotter than reasonably safe standards, and Liebeck wanted to settle out of court for her burns. It is solely McDonald’s fault that they lost that suit.

Sep 22 2019
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I certainly did not expect to hear “fuck you, Boylan” on Deadspin, just like I didn’t expect my high school to be in Deadspin (Byron, with the goddamn Oreo run). And Giannis forgot my guess, Guilford.

Aug 14 2019
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CHRIST. Is this an award for who fucks up the most and has the least reaction to it?