This is all part of the Broncos plan to trade Brandon Allen for assets.

Let’s forget some guys: Paul Lo Duca.

Feelings don’t care about your facts, Joe.

Is this like when Arian Foster offered stock in himself?

Unless you’re playing DFS for money, there’s no beef here.

Some Boston fans won’t get up to use the restroom, thus making the experience more pleasant for their rowmates.

They might not be able to win any FCS conference, and they might go winless in the Missouri Valley Football Conference. 

No. I could find a remotely winnable game for every other Power Five team. I can't find one for Rutgers. Their coach should win National Coach of the Year if they manage to take a game to the final possession. 

I don’t even know that the state/national ranks mean all that much, but that puts Mt. Vernon in the top 5 or so percent in the nation. That having been said, it’s REALLY hard to compare teams in different divisions, across a large state or across a large nation, so let’s put it this way: MaxPreps doesn’t think they’re…

What the fuck is wrong with you?

That table was probably particle board, not pine.

I almost spit out my barbecue wrap. Thanks for your service.

The coffee was even hotter than reasonably safe standards, and Liebeck wanted to settle out of court for her burns. It is solely McDonald’s fault that they lost that suit.

I certainly did not expect to hear “fuck you, Boylan” on Deadspin, just like I didn’t expect my high school to be in Deadspin (Byron, with the goddamn Oreo run). And Giannis forgot my guess, Guilford.

Or Indiana?

He’s an NFL official, so he’ll shit the bed soon enough.

Nah, they tied for first.

CHRIST. Is this an award for who fucks up the most and has the least reaction to it?

I long for #7

Jesus. You just eviscerated the Racialslurs.