She MARRIED him. She completely and utterly signed up for this, after his two other divorces and decades of total bullshit her not knowing is like someone saying “Holy shit everyone the sky is BLUE!!!!!1" and genuinely meaning it.

No, don’t feel anything for that Viper. She was/is a ‘Birther’ as much as her Vile husband. There’s plenty of video out there of her spewing the lies!

You’re surprised that Deadspin ignored something that would’ve been fixed with video replay?

But enough about our Big Wet President!

3-9 is more likely.

Antiques Shitshow: how much is this old print of Song of the South worth?

Numerous people contacted for this story said he is a relentless self promoter who lies about nearly everything he says he does.

Very true. In fact, Darren Rovell tweeted that Poulan gained an extra $125.67 in sales by sponsoring that game.

I have an even easier trick to see who wrote the article--the byline!

Steely Dan at number 4?!!??  Fine, just let Spanfeller burn the place to the ground.

I love chewy bacon, to be honest. My standard weekend breakfast is chewy bacon, then cook home fries in the leftover bacon grease, then scrambled eggs in the bacon grease. Not as bacon-saturated as it sounds!

Counterpoint: the backlash against the ‘meh’ craze is long overdue.

I thought It might be when you hook a car battery up to your testicles the day you get your Alaska Permanent Fund dividend.

Hi, person with editing experience here. The answer to your grammar question is: you rewrite the sentence so you don’t have to think about it. 

Caity still hasn’t taken a dump since that fateful day.

I thought it was a description of Sarah Palin.

Oh God. And now I can’t unsee Sarah Palin.

Right. I keep hoping, rightly or wrongly, that when it becomes legal in Illinois in January, more people will vape or use edibles and then Michigan Avenue won’t smell like ass all the time. 

It’s a term looking for a sexual position to describe.