This is why you (allegedly) include the cap in your contract.

I think they’re referring to the pass interference that could have been called on the interception since you can only have DPI when the ball is not tipped.

The organization that unilaterally decided that the Cardinals won a championship that was in dispute?

Maybe now KAT and Wiggins can get some rest besides at the All-Star Break.

Considering that there are currently no writers at Gawker, you are technically correct.  That’s all I’m going to give you.

Not the guy from Jerry Springer. His last name is “Wilkos”.

I would like to be in a kayak when Nathan Peterman throws his first pass into McCovey Cove.

This should be the end of the referee’s career.  If he continues onward, I hope that every spectator at every match reminds him that he’s a piece of shit

Survivor had the right idea.  This guy should be permanently voted out of society.

Please stick to paperback with your dinosaur erotica, Ms. Sims.

But you hit 61 of them and win two MVPs....

Nuanced as always, fellow Redbird alum.

As a Vikings’ fan, I’d rather see Korey Stringer in his current state out there than some of these guys.

The Elizabeth Berkeley scene in Showgirls seems so sexy after reading these.  Actually nothing seems sexy.  I’ve crossed back over into the ace zone after reading these.  Thanks.

The “Redskins Monkey” is not just a stuffed animal, it’s also a confusing dog whistle!

I look forward to him following in his dad’s shoes and somehow attempting to find a way to fire Gruden AND not pay what he owes.

“Regg”?

That screws my IceHogs. Go, Rockford! 

He needs to work on getting a new playoff beard.

The goyim *are* currently in charge, but this world is not sane.