Says the group whose fearless leader uses “SAD” every tenth tweet.

“Alabama has always been at the forefront of support for Israel”

I think the headline’s a little off-putting. I think there’s a way to talk about the exposé without something along the lines of thinking about the investors’ plight.

Please, Consentino, don’t hurt him!

“The Hardland of America” sounds like something that plays four or five hours after “Hard Knocks” on HBO’s secondary lineup.

“Getting hit by a car” is much better than that racist sub-rat.

Yeah, the sentencing hearing was exactly what got you assaulted in prison.

Well, he is a friend of Trump...

I was thinking at least 333rd.

John Cena approves of this headline, wherever he is.

Or that you put ketchup on a hot dog.

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Sounds like you passed the second interview with that comment. I'm legitimately surprised that they didn't take that as signing the contract. (No sarcasm) 

He is truly a national treasure and more than we who still watch ESPN deserve.

In before everyone complains about...

Thank you for reminding me of this cinematic...something.

Even worse, the “Not Another Teen Movie” series and the people who made “(semi-official holiday, the movie)”

There is the part where The Middle doesn’t have a fourth child (which Malcolm does!) who gets the randomly-added Frances or Olivia or Sandra Huxtable treatment.