Can’t wait until Bill Simmons wrecks this shit by comparing it to a scene from (mediocre early ‘00s movie)

I can’t wait for the bag of Diet Coke and McDonald’s that has control of the POTUS Twitter account to provide us with his wisdom on the incident.

Magnificent.

I think you wanted 30-25, not 30-35.

Is the semicircle in front of or behind the kicker?

About that, I think next season is the last.

Admit it, you checked Twitter to see if I was lying. I was.

Immediately afterwards, Orange Foolius sent out a Tweet congratulating Jeter on his great, great skill in dealing with the lying media.

They mentioned the blended fabrics, and he moved away from them.

On that last one, your Milkbone brought ALL the dogs to the yard.

I can’t even imagine the DTs and other hell he’s in for. I hope the NFLPA is able to get him the help he needs and that he is open to accepting it. And I hope that all of this makes him take stock of his life and become a better person for it.

“We make this charge regularly.” = “We’re REALLY fucking bored at work.”

Please set that precedent

Consider my star to be a neutron star or any other similarly dark one.

The ONLY problem I have with this is that I-55 ends at Chicago.

ZING! BOOM! TARRARREL!

Kali maaaaaaaaa Shakti de

I hope Thibs the coach gets fired if our Wolves miss.

What part of Chicagoland are you from?

Bernie 2020?