Yawwwwwwwnnnnnnn

“A misunderstanding”?

This needed stars. I had one to give.

Feels like 8. Can we just call it 8 and elect Oprah or some shit like that today? It’s not like Trump would notice.

I know it’s not his handlers.

Would the loss of Net Neutrality mean that I have to pay extra for a Gorilla Channel package? Because if that came in with April and Fiona feeds, I’d pay for that. Throw in a few otters and turtles, though.

Um...why not both?

As an impartial Illinois State alum, it was the Redbirds and any other opinion is both wrong and invalid.

I’ve seen this ant thing before: Here

The ages plead the 5th.

Hot take: Alydar.

Needs more tables and butts being consumed.

I find that drinking helps kill neurons. Hopefully those two.

This needs more stars.

Note to self: Rework will to specifically avoid Futurama-style cranial immortality.

+1 half-misleading name

Aware. Joke.

Nah, he’s not a mediocre former Yankee. I’m trying to decide if we’re more likely to sign Joba or Hideki Irabu this offseason.

Oh, come on, no NFL team will sign him over Colin Kaepernick. Wait...

The current ownership is working on it.