Am I going to be having nightmares if I watch this video?

Me. Brats are better, and if I’m down there, I can afford a little snobbery about the intestinal submarines that I consume.

Didn’t they find a test recently?

Christ, that would cause Goodell to have a sudden heart attack and Jerrah to stroke out with a boner, just thinking about how he could hijack the Super Bowl and bring it to the DFW metro area...

Great, then maybe he can leave Obamacare alone because he won’t receive sufficient adulation for his efforts to repeal (and fail to replace) it.

Please don’t. The original is perfect as is.

GarPax: “Hold our fifth beers.”

Eh, the whole Pentagon thing...

Why don’t you know whose cat it was?

Even as a Vikings fan, the fact that you forgot Zygi Wilf is pretty gross.

I’d read the rulebook to check that, but nobody in the NFL Office can tell me where it is.

Fucking Rule 34. I refuse to believe that Rule 35 needs to be invoked.

I have a gag reflex, so the answer is “no”. YMMV.

The two at the top can’t live in the same state, at least in close elections... https://www.google.com/amp/amp.history.com/news/ask-history/can-the-president-and-vice-president-be-from-the-same-state

I can’t be 100% sure, but I do believe their primary residences are in different states, so carry on.

Gee, why did you pick Lebanon, you gigantic shitstain?

Well, it’s a dumbass comment from an anonymous guy. You should hope that there’s some username synergy here.

1. He overreacted, but it wasn’t premeditated and it was a reaction to something egregious that was not in the flow of the game. If he gets any more than that, the NFL’s itching for an appeal.

I’m surrrrrreeeeee my fellow Illini alumni will not take any sort of schadenfreude in Bruce Pearl fucking up again.

I believe Drew was allowed to vote, yes.