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Had one. Bought it new even thought I thought it was ugly AF. Probably one of the reasons I sold it six months later because it was great otherwise (except for being larger than it should be). 

Sadly, this was satire decades ago, and now it sounds like a happier time when political arguments didn’t automatically lead to both sides calling each other Nazis.”

I come here mostly for the comments. No comments... no Jalopnik.

The videos do not do justice as to how large this bridge is. It’s just that the damn ship is so damn huge.

Too bad that only the company will be paying instead of the boss who will probably sue if he is fired.

I’m glad you are proud of your niece. And I’m sure she appreciates that you aren’t her “a-hole Trumper uncle” that she has to deal with at Thanksgiving. 

Last week a valet sheepishly told me he could drive a stick. Even thought I felt like I was being a bit of a dick (especially since it is only a GTI) I said, “Really? Because I’ve had some issues before.” He then asked, “How long are you going to be in the restaurant?” I told him about two hours and he said, “If you

The People Have Spoken (957,000 times) Now with smaller kidney grilles!

Anyone figure out a way to blame this on Boeing yet? Perhaps he was too scared to fly? Maybe the stress of flying a Boeing was driving him to drink?

The car’s “owner” will probably sue the shop and make $100K which they will use for a downpayment on a million dollar house... financed at 17.5%

Shame on every person involved with this transaction. 

I’m surprised he didn’t call her “Sweetie”. 

Maybe I’m just used to nailing it to merge into tighter gaps? 

90% of the guys who comment on Boeing shit here each day?

I’ve driven a couple and it is so damn slow it feels unsafe when merging into heavy traffic. 

But you are paying the taxes. 

I get it... it looks pretty clean when dirty. And pretty dirty when clean. And horrible if it has ever had a panel repainted because it Never matches.

It’s a bummer that Toyota built so many cars in that horrible fucking color. So many nice cars that I wouldn’t touch because they come in “desert sand beige early-bird special tan metallic”. 

I absolutely would have bought a manual FJ cruiser if it would have had a sunroof. But with no SR and that little windshield it felt like being in a cave for a vehicle that is supposed to appeal to outdoorsy people.

As a GTI owner and potential buyer of a GTI or R... No thank you. I’d buy a Rivian R3 before this little blob of a car. But before that I’ll buy the last standing sporty car manual transmission available... whether it is a Civic or a Miata.