I’ve been waiting to do the same thing to my GTI. Plus over $500 for decent rack you are looking at $1000 to carry a bike. It’s not the cost that is holding me back it’s just that I hate that my bumper needs to be removed to do it as I want a hidden hitch. 

I love wagons but these were such garbage even when they were new. An old car that was a POS when new is still a POS when it’s old. 

I read somewhere that those window breakers aren’t as good on modern windows.

I paid a couple thousand for an optional, slow to program, NAV system in my Mercedes and two years later everyone had moved to real-time traffic apps on their phone. Maybe not the most expensive thing but man it felt like a waste of money.

And people say pop-up headlights are dangerous to pedestrians.

An Evil X has entered the chat.

WE WANT NON-METALLIC PAINT IN COLORS!!! (well, I do).

It would be such a great looking vehicle with round headlights.

They got it to traverse the rugged terrain of Annapolis Maryland.

BMW used to make such handsome cars.

How would we be able to tell the difference? 

Yup, there are very few fruits where the smell of them, or even the sound of someone eating one, are gross.

Edited from the final cut for time reasons: As he drives back to the future the camera zooms to a closeup of the rear window where there is a decal of Calvin pissing on a Prius.

HOLY BUICK, BATMAN!

How DARE you?! I don’t think it looks cheap and in person it was anything but. It was such a solid car for me. Quiet as an E-Class at highway speed even with the sunroof open and it has the most bullet-proof paint I’ve ever had on a car. I kept mine for over a decade and I didn’t even have a swirl in the paint. Yes, I…

The C230 Coupe (hatch / 2-door) was ugly because the quarter panel had low wheel arches and make it weird. The C230 Sport Sedan was a gorgeous car that still looks great 20 years later.

Plaid seats rule (says this GTI guy). Although if you go custom I wouldn’t do that diagonal plaid.

“Some vegans are even trying to infect people with lone star ticks to try and get them that red meat allergy.”

I used the same description of the dude when I read the story.

The designers of the BMW grilles shouldn’t not only be fired, they should be run out of the entire industry.