Supercars in the city are even sillier. 

Anyone who does that pose (or a thumbs up) in a photograph should be suspected of shady shit. 

Bedazzled steering wheels... For when the Venn diagram of stupidity and poor taste completely overlap.

Thanks for saying this. And I guess it goes without saying that you will be staying away from Mission BBQ which goes next-level with their nationalistic pandering.

Stupid displays like burnouts will make it more likely that all of will have to deal with more laws in place.

Feel free to ask for your subscription fee back. 

Also love that it is completely legal to drive a Ridgeline Without a “Blue Line” or Punisher sticker which must be a law on American pickups. 

The MyFast was a great series of commercials too. Here’s my favorite:

Grew up with a brand new one of these in the household. It was such a nice highway car. Hugh greenhouse and ours had a large sunroof. But this one, like every used car, is overpriced.

GTIIATA

Yes, that special place is called Olive Garden.

You and me both.

Yes, and all the doctors finally got their chance to live out their master plan to kill people. /s

10% is better than 0%. Stop parroting that “security theater” line that someone said and you thought was brilliant. 

Any mass-produced muscle-car owned by a late-stage Boomer. Just because it was part of your high school fantasy doesn’t mean it is a good car. These things were never fast in anything but a straight line and now they can get dusted from a stoplight by a Camry.  

Outstanding list. And let’s remember, it’s not really the cars at fault. It is the tasteless, inconsiderate, and/or clueless owners.

Decided to get a proper Yamaha for it instead.

Still probably won’t want to start after a night under 50ºF... much like my dealer-maintained Ducati.

* Pedestrians not covered under warranty