No really, he knows the city well. He said he’s “been there once” and said you cannot “take more than a few steps downtown without having to dodge piles of human shit”. Somehow despite all my trips downtown I must have missed the trendy Shit District that all the Fox viewers seem to find.

He’s been watching certain politicians and figured he could just ignore laws.

Fox News had a commercial break and he had to download what Hannity just told him.

Probably the only vehicle large enough to pick up his piles of cash in person.

Your estimate is too low.

Perhaps you should neverwriteawordagain

Ha, I have two images like this where I parked my car at the edge of a lot just to come put and find POS cars parked next to me despite lots of open nearby spots. 

Does it come with a Blue Line (copsucker) sticker for dad’s pickup too?

True on the European seats. I could drive eight hours up the eastern seaboard in my 2005 C-Class and step out of the car like it was a 15 minute spin.

Calling BS that a Camaro “needs” a gunport side window for strength and safety. And if it does something is wrong.

And while we are making our wishlist... MORE CLOTH SEAT options on higher trim cars. They don’t all have to be as cool as the Clark Plaid on the GTI but cloth seats rock. They aren’t as cold or hot as leather, they don’t crack and split to make five-year-old car look like someone died in the driver’s seat, and they…

Large Greenhouses! Give me some freaking side windows that I can rest my elbow on without lifting it to the height of my head (and I’m a fairly tall guy). I remember the windows in my ‘91 Integra were a perfect. Hell, look at all of that glass. I think I remember the Integra catalog from the dealer stating that it had…

Only $30? Still I’m sure the “Buh mi freedum!” folks will throw a fit.

Your Basic Bitch Burger is perfect!

So science and advancement is being hindered by dummies. Same as it ever was.

Marylander here. The problem is that so many people have had lousy crab cakes that they don’t know how great they can be. 

I don’t know. I would think that someone who is intolerant of people who don’t want animals to suffer is pretty damn insufferable.

I know a few guys who tell me they aren’t scared people because they have an “everyday carry” with them at all times. They just don’t see the irony.

And the “We The People” with the tattered flag but the stripes are actually bullets. (Yes, this is a real thing. But don’t forget, never deface the flag, right?)

Paintless Dent Removal companies in 2035: “We repair all: Door-dings, Hail Damage, Starlink Debris”