Nice flag wrap bruh. Gotta love flag guys. Especially the ubiquitous flag stickers on most bro-trucks. Yay, you’re an American. The other 340 million of us appreciate you letting us know.

They won’t be popular until Fox News or Blue Lives Matter Magazine says it is okay to have a battery powered Emotional Support Vehicle. 

All the reviews I read of the ID.4 are “meh”. The Tiguan is actually a nice little SUV for most people and it sells very well. Too bad it was a replacement for the All Track wagon. Discontinuing that great looking wagon with a manual transmission was a loss for all of us.

1) Are those oversized tires going to hit the body if it encounters a bump?

This is still a beater. ND.

And to think that that back in 2003 I sold my good-looking, scratch and ding-free, 1995, 2-door, manual, LS Special with 70,000 miles for the same price. But this thing... ND.

This thing must have a 4 to 1 grill to windshield “GTW” ratio. (It’s a new metric that I just created for emotional support vehicles)

Costco is the place to buy it. It seems to be less than half of the supermarket price. 

Considering smart people often Google the person they are considering going on a date with I would think that many employers do the same.

Yup, nailed it.

Can we add this to last week’s “These are the ugliest cars you can buy right now” list?

Sorry dude, if you don’t know you don’t know. It has happened more times than I can count. When you’ve been riding 5000-7000 miles a year for over 20 years in a major metro area it is a pretty regular thing and you get fed up with Karens (both male and female) telling us the rules of “their” road. I have no problem…

Came for this.

Whenever I’m riding and a motorist gives me some “yOUre BReaKinG ThA LaW!” shit at a stoplight (which they are usually wrong about the laws) I ask them if they ever go a mile over the speed limit. Then I tell them that I’d be happy to follow every traffic rule for now on as long as they do... including never going…

Don’t bother replying... no one listens anymore.

Too bad there isn’t a firmware upgrade to get rid of them.

“But since Christofascists such as Matt Gaetz, Paul Gosar and Marjorie Taylor Greene disagree”

We’re just being punk’d at this point, right? That can’t be the way this car is styled? If they deleted the cladding on the side and arches and got rid of the worlds biggest SUBARU logo from the rear bumper it would be fine but holy shit...

They will work for less. Pay them less. (The same goes for top athletes).

A 3-cylinder $40K Corolla.