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Yes, that special place is called Olive Garden.

You and me both.

Yes, and all the doctors finally got their chance to live out their master plan to kill people. /s

10% is better than 0%. Stop parroting that “security theater” line that someone said and you thought was brilliant. 

Any mass-produced muscle-car owned by a late-stage Boomer. Just because it was part of your high school fantasy doesn’t mean it is a good car. These things were never fast in anything but a straight line and now they can get dusted from a stoplight by a Camry.  

Outstanding list. And let’s remember, it’s not really the cars at fault. It is the tasteless, inconsiderate, and/or clueless owners.

Decided to get a proper Yamaha for it instead.

Still probably won’t want to start after a night under 50ºF... much like my dealer-maintained Ducati.

* Pedestrians not covered under warranty

No really, he knows the city well. He said he’s “been there once” and said you cannot “take more than a few steps downtown without having to dodge piles of human shit”. Somehow despite all my trips downtown I must have missed the trendy Shit District that all the Fox viewers seem to find.

He’s been watching certain politicians and figured he could just ignore laws.

Fox News had a commercial break and he had to download what Hannity just told him.

Probably the only vehicle large enough to pick up his piles of cash in person.

Your estimate is too low.

Perhaps you should neverwriteawordagain

Ha, I have two images like this where I parked my car at the edge of a lot just to come put and find POS cars parked next to me despite lots of open nearby spots. 

Does it come with a Blue Line (copsucker) sticker for dad’s pickup too?

True on the European seats. I could drive eight hours up the eastern seaboard in my 2005 C-Class and step out of the car like it was a 15 minute spin.

Calling BS that a Camaro “needs” a gunport side window for strength and safety. And if it does something is wrong.