And while we are making our wishlist... MORE CLOTH SEAT options on higher trim cars. They don’t all have to be as cool as the Clark Plaid on the GTI but cloth seats rock. They aren’t as cold or hot as leather, they don’t crack and split to make five-year-old car look like someone died in the driver’s seat, and they…

Large Greenhouses! Give me some freaking side windows that I can rest my elbow on without lifting it to the height of my head (and I’m a fairly tall guy). I remember the windows in my ‘91 Integra were a perfect. Hell, look at all of that glass. I think I remember the Integra catalog from the dealer stating that it had…

Only $30? Still I’m sure the “Buh mi freedum!” folks will throw a fit.

Your Basic Bitch Burger is perfect!

So science and advancement is being hindered by dummies. Same as it ever was.

Marylander here. The problem is that so many people have had lousy crab cakes that they don’t know how great they can be. 

I don’t know. I would think that someone who is intolerant of people who don’t want animals to suffer is pretty damn insufferable.

I know a few guys who tell me they aren’t scared people because they have an “everyday carry” with them at all times. They just don’t see the irony.

And the “We The People” with the tattered flag but the stripes are actually bullets. (Yes, this is a real thing. But don’t forget, never deface the flag, right?)

Paintless Dent Removal companies in 2035: “We repair all: Door-dings, Hail Damage, Starlink Debris”

Nice flag wrap bruh. Gotta love flag guys. Especially the ubiquitous flag stickers on most bro-trucks. Yay, you’re an American. The other 340 million of us appreciate you letting us know.

They won’t be popular until Fox News or Blue Lives Matter Magazine says it is okay to have a battery powered Emotional Support Vehicle. 

All the reviews I read of the ID.4 are “meh”. The Tiguan is actually a nice little SUV for most people and it sells very well. Too bad it was a replacement for the All Track wagon. Discontinuing that great looking wagon with a manual transmission was a loss for all of us.

1) Are those oversized tires going to hit the body if it encounters a bump?

This is still a beater. ND.

And to think that that back in 2003 I sold my good-looking, scratch and ding-free, 1995, 2-door, manual, LS Special with 70,000 miles for the same price. But this thing... ND.

This thing must have a 4 to 1 grill to windshield “GTW” ratio. (It’s a new metric that I just created for emotional support vehicles)

Costco is the place to buy it. It seems to be less than half of the supermarket price. 

Considering smart people often Google the person they are considering going on a date with I would think that many employers do the same.

Yup, nailed it.