Why, does that make you loose empathy? 

Mice did 10's of thousands in damage to my friend’s Porsche and motorcycles in just a couple of months of garage storage.

-“Eff everyone else’s kids.”

Clark plaid cloth in the GTI is the best of the best.

Would you prefer cheap leather that looks like it has cancer after five years? I took really good care of the decent leather inserts in my Mercedes but that was starting to show wear over time. Yet the “MB Tex” on the bolsters looked like new a decade later. And the vinyl in my 4Runner Off Road looked perfect and…

That was a very polite way for the pilot to say, “Because so many of you can’t seem to push away from the table we can’t push away from the gate”.

Please stop making everything a video. You’re going to lose a lot of us if it keeps up. It’s the equivalent of “This meeting could have been an email”. Seriously, the videos are worse than slideshows.

I’d buy that in a minute as a beater for carrying my bike! (For $3000)

In that third video they keep saying it’s a 1 in 1000 year flood. Don’t count on it. Ellicott City Maryland had a “thousand year flood” in 2016.... And also in 2018.

It’s almost as if some would have had to be covering up things for the others... but that would require more that just a “bad apple” so that’s unlikely.  /s

Maybe he was working on a new alternative fuel source?

Most people put so many damn condiments and so much cheese on their burgers I would be surprised that they can tell the difference what the protein is. 

Would you like coffee, tea, or ebola? 

That’s cool. Some shops must be really good. I saw a brand new Sequoia on the road last week in this beautiful garnet red. The rear passenger door did not match at all. Poor bastard couldn’t get a match even though the paint had zero fading. 

A color that no bodyshop will ever be able to match due to the way the micro-fine metal-flakes lay down when it was initially painted.

Monsters were great looking bikes (I’ve had a couple). The current Monster looks like Ducati raided a Yamaha spare parts bin. Ducati should have retired the Monster moniker when they released this bike. 

Only 786 of this meh car?! Why isn’t it listed for $1Billion? /s

Just do it! You only live once.

The Bridgestones that came on my GTI were comically bad in the wet (and not so great in the dry). Not only did new tires help with traction they smoothed out the ride considerably. I had heard about people upgrading the tires when the car was right out of the showroom. It actually wouldn’t have been a bad idea. But it…

When I read your post I thought, “He’s probably talking about the top of Westchester Road”. Damn if I wasn’t right. Small world. But people are ignoring that stop almost as much as the one on Westchester Rd. at Hollow.