Agreed, UNLESS you’ve had Almond M&Ms out of the freezer. Damn they are good.

I have found Costco employees to be the most helpful and seemingly happiest retail employees I have ever met. Were you perhaps wearing your red hat that day?

Just keep an eye open for the guy in a tux who presents one for a “Vodka martini. Shaken, not stirred.”

Well he can always get a job in America. 

And don’t forget to remind your right-wing friends of this on the 4th:

Found the guy with the big... truck.

Agreed but can you imagine the headlines? “THE RADICAL WOKE LEFTISTS ARE COMING FOR YOUR TRUCKS!” Goddamn it... now I did it. This comment will probably be picked up and repeated on Fox before lunchtime.

Almost every slide is a an example of how these emotional support trucks cater to the aesthetic taste of ineffectual, emotionally stunted, men who are often coping with micro-phallus. And from looking at the sales numbers and highways there are a hell of a lot of them.

... sucks *A LOT less.

As long as they don’t stop making other products.

“an American medical team will now analyze the remains...”  I’m not an expert in deep ocean investigations but I’m going to guess that the remains are going to be one of the five passengers.

You only have one helipad on yours??? Peasant!

Not too long ago a 40hp bike wouldn’t be a beginner bike but in our age of giant SUVs on the highway the ability of a moto to comfortably cruise at 80+mph and accelerate to 100 is an important safety feature. My bike weighs 425 pounds has 115hp in stock form but I love the idea more small displacement bikes like…

“Ford made a Bronco”.... *for social media.

Dude must have stock in OceanGate.

If only you could buy reliable cars that people want in good colors.

And people won’t be able to see my Punisher skull, Trump, Snek, NRA, and CopSucker decals if it’s not up high enough.

Best term I have heard for them is “Emotional Support Trucks”. Let’s make it stick and maybe at least a couple of guys will be shamed enough by it to not buy them.

I would think that some in the city aren’t driven more than 20 miles a day. 

If you can see through the ultra-tinted glass. This freaks me out as a motorcyclist. I see cars about to pull out from side streets and I can’t tell if they are looking left, right, or down at their phone.