Most people put so many damn condiments and so much cheese on their burgers I would be surprised that they can tell the difference what the protein is. 

Would you like coffee, tea, or ebola? 

That’s cool. Some shops must be really good. I saw a brand new Sequoia on the road last week in this beautiful garnet red. The rear passenger door did not match at all. Poor bastard couldn’t get a match even though the paint had zero fading. 

A color that no bodyshop will ever be able to match due to the way the micro-fine metal-flakes lay down when it was initially painted.

Monsters were great looking bikes (I’ve had a couple). The current Monster looks like Ducati raided a Yamaha spare parts bin. Ducati should have retired the Monster moniker when they released this bike. 

Only 786 of this meh car?! Why isn’t it listed for $1Billion? /s

Just do it! You only live once.

The Bridgestones that came on my GTI were comically bad in the wet (and not so great in the dry). Not only did new tires help with traction they smoothed out the ride considerably. I had heard about people upgrading the tires when the car was right out of the showroom. It actually wouldn’t have been a bad idea. But it…

When I read your post I thought, “He’s probably talking about the top of Westchester Road”. Damn if I wasn’t right. Small world. But people are ignoring that stop almost as much as the one on Westchester Rd. at Hollow.

Agreed, UNLESS you’ve had Almond M&Ms out of the freezer. Damn they are good.

I have found Costco employees to be the most helpful and seemingly happiest retail employees I have ever met. Were you perhaps wearing your red hat that day?

Just keep an eye open for the guy in a tux who presents one for a “Vodka martini. Shaken, not stirred.”

Well he can always get a job in America. 

And don’t forget to remind your right-wing friends of this on the 4th:

Found the guy with the big... truck.

Agreed but can you imagine the headlines? “THE RADICAL WOKE LEFTISTS ARE COMING FOR YOUR TRUCKS!” Goddamn it... now I did it. This comment will probably be picked up and repeated on Fox before lunchtime.

Almost every slide is a an example of how these emotional support trucks cater to the aesthetic taste of ineffectual, emotionally stunted, men who are often coping with micro-phallus. And from looking at the sales numbers and highways there are a hell of a lot of them.

... sucks *A LOT less.

As long as they don’t stop making other products.

“an American medical team will now analyze the remains...”  I’m not an expert in deep ocean investigations but I’m going to guess that the remains are going to be one of the five passengers.