Hey that nonfuckingstop insurance company advertising isn’t going to pay for itself.

True, but while my buddy’s Mach-E GT will crush my GTI in acceleration and comfort it is just in no way as engaging as my manual GTI.

No thanks. I’d rather not have a Moen sink knob for a shifter.

Repoing a Harley is probably the easiest way to steal someone’s “identity”.

When they do these studies of how many cars there are versus how many spots are available do they take into consideration that in parallel spot areas most people park so only five or six cars take up ten spaces? Or the fact that the average SUV takes up the enough space that only six can be parked in an area that they…

As they (un)clearly say at the end of the radio commercials: “pastperformanceisnoguaranteeoffutureresults”

So we are about three weeks from reading a headline about a homeowner who was “coal-rolling” with his lawn tractor and shot his complaining neighbor with an AR.

I learned to drive on a manual and my first five cars were manuals. I’ve also had motorcycles for 30 years. I went to automatic cars in 2003 but a couple of years ago I was dating a woman who had manual transmission in her car I had to go back. The funny thing is I didn’t have the desire to ride my motorcycle as much…

Yikes. Those decals look like something you’d see on a car that is being worked on in an AutoZone parking lot.

Great! People will now be able to scrape my bumper all the way across instead of just the normal front and back when they park by Braille.

Automatic. Bad color. Nope.

This is sad. The E-Class used to be such an attractive car. 

Damn I wish manufacturers would skip their next design focus group and use this list.

What a nightmare for all of those humans. War sucks.

Three things: 1) None of that shit is going to happen. 2) Democrats aren’t proposing that and never would. 3) You don’t vote blue as your rant is ridiculous right-wing nonsense.  

I was riding my bike on a country road Pennsylvania two weeks ago and a couple of guys were in their backyard firing what were basically hand cannons at a human-shaped target. Probably just practicing for when they are hunting with pistols and the crafty deer are wearing their human disguises.

Isn’t heartwarming to see how many right-wingers are so concerned about the people of Chicago that they bring them up every chance they get?

Black on black on black over black cars aka “Murdered-out”. You don’t look look cool, or tough, or wealthy, when you drive one. You just look like another rather basic person who lacks creativity and is following the crowd. (And if you do it to look like a cop you are just a tool).

Uh... no.

Soft-off? Seriously though, concepts usually look cooler than the final car will. I can’t imagine what these might spawn.