They have a date set in Purgatory. Along with the cast of Suddenly Susan, Caroline in the City and all those other wanna-be Friends knockoffs of the ‘90s.

When are the cast of The Single Guy going to reunite? That’s the real question

Wasn’t it not that long ago that we used to shit on the Japanese for having a way too starched, regimented, soulless baseball culture? The movie Mr. Baseball comes to mind.

No need to develop anything, there is already the perfect video out there:

Also his appearances on clueless gamer with Conan O’Brien, where he keeps getting invited back whenever they have NFL guys on. I would seriously watch a series that’s just “Marshawn and Gronk do things”.

The NFL is undeniably a brighter and more colorful place with Lynch in it.

No. He needs a reality show instead. Best guest ever on Bear Grylls.

Lynch strikes me as the type of guy who used football as a way to get and enjoy what he wanted in life, and now that he has it, he’s got no use for wasting time fucking around with it anymore.

Him? No. Young Tim Kaine? Ayuuuup.

I’m a high school English teacher, and I plan to punch one of my colleagues in his throat when he makes his first condescending or misogynistic (or both) comment.

Hey Bobby, where do watermelons go in the summer? Answer: John Cougar’s Meloncamp. Carry on.

thats because racism has not only been legitimized, its been deemed patriotism.

Step #2

Invite D’Angelo

Absolutely! He’s a shitty opportunist and I’m so grateful for that. Meanwhile, a part of me would love First Lady Sandra Lee.

I see the Why Your Team Sucks series has arrived early this year.

One for his cock made me laugh more than it should have.

Yeah, I did all of that stuff, as well. I’m happy about the win, but it’s not like 2015.

Did your wife keep calling it Super Bowl Long Island, like all my friends did?

My rationalization as a liberal Patriots fan about the politics question: Brady and Belichick have known Trump for well over a decade, long before he became Troll-in-Chief. I’m sure for Belichick and Trump is goes back to his days at the…

Lost in my mixed feelings about the win (because my team has been co-opted by a despot and Nazis, and the three most important people associated with the team refuse to disown a terrible man because he was nice to them) is that the Falcons final drive in OT - with the sack and the holding penalty - capped one of the…

Well at the TIME, it didn’t look like a historic comeback that had never been done ever in Superbowl history was in the cards tonight.