Counterpoint: Marshawn Lynch + Conan = Gold

I think it’s on YouTube. I saw the last performance with my sister. We couldn’t keep from laughing when the lead’s wig fell off. We were the recipients of many a disgusted theater stare at that point. It was so so terrible.

Which is better: Carrie Underwood 2016-2017 Sunday Night Football Song, Carrie Underwood 2013 - 2016 Sunday Night Football Song, or Faith Hill 2007 - 2013 Sunday Night Football Song?

Co-signed as another Mets fan.

I did the same thing. I thought ‘stupid quick reads... I can do that.’ and then I too had questions about the housekeeper. Like how much is he actually paying her... How much is enough to clean up a sex dungeon? How much would I need to clean up a sex dungeon? So many questions about how one properly cleans up a sex…

I remember trying to quell my teenage fangirl obsession with him by staying up late to watch him on talk shows during his My Way days. Every now and then I’ll see him do something that reignites the Holy Shit Usher Is HOT commentary that lives in my brain.

This is one of those times.

why?

I just want to use this as a comeback for every single thing.

I WAS HOPING FOR THE SAME THING! I kept hitting the person sitting next to me and yelling about them putting him in a pyre and that he wasn’t going to burn because of R+L=J. Instead he opened his eyes and meh.

Yes. This. Exactly this.

My friend. As in “I have my friend” or “My friend is coming.

I was about to write the same thing. How is this not Republica Times?

I binge watched two seasons of that show before I realized I was only watching it for glimpses of hot older brother.

I just don't understand how he isn't in the main post. Look at that headband action.

Yes, a million times yes to a Rufus Wainwright week!!!

Yes. I am disappointed as well.