Subject (and strange choice of target for scorn) aside, this isn’t even an article. There’s no through line, no theory, no point you ever get to. It’s just a collection of quotes from people with no underlying theme to hold it together. What was your conclusion after listening to all these interviews and podcasts?…

Should I point out that Pete has a serious mental illness, and that living with a parent is maybe not the worst/most pathetic idea for an employed, single adult who struggles with suicidal ideation and other self-harm issues? No? We’re going to continue making fun of everything this person does, even though he’s…

Dirty Computer is not on this list, therefore this list is incorrect.

I’m keying more into lack of sincerity, one way or another. You don’t like something? Fine! Go find something you like! But going to the trouble to tell everyone how shitty something is because you don’t like it? That’s just boring, and all it does is drag down folks who are trying to have fun.

There’s no attitude I find more repellent than aggressive hipster posturing. At some point people apparently decided that ironic detachment was the “cool” thing to do, and all it does is drag down everyone.

Hey, look, everybody, Lauren Gussis is on Jezebel!

I just want everyone to just watch My Mad Fat Diary instead. (You can catch it on Hulu, but the original ultra ‘90s music is found in bootleg streams):

100% agree... and I’m *still* gonna watch the hell out of it.

Tagalongs or GTFO.

Same, but I’ve dug in now:

Growing up is remember how awesome the Animalypics were

The men and women in the armed forces do so much for our country and sacrifice so much, that I for one do not think they should be subjected to a game featuring the quarterbacking of Nick Foles and Case Keenum.

In all of the reboots happening, can we PLEASE bring back Pop-up Video.

No, he gets sent to the pound.

Pence is lawful evil. Trump is chaotic evil. They’re both evil but Pence is less likely to start nuclear war with North Korea because Fox and Friends told him to.

Americans have a theme park exhibit of animatronic presidents?

I made more than that as an administrative assistant. The most dangerous thing I ever had to do was walk down 35 flights of steps during a fire drill. And I didn’t even do that. We went to get coffee 5 minutes before it started and came back after it was done.

“Kickstarter presents... Cool Runnings 3: The Coolest® Runnings.”

Just got super confused because I remember the movie Cool Runnings. Took me about 5 mins to remember that Jamaica isn’t in Africa.