I work in a department store that has a MAC counter, and they control their own music to an extent, so I was over the damn moon when this came on in the retro rotation. That is until the barely legal children who were on that day went to change the station, and when I protested loudly because “Hey, that’s my jam,” I…

“I should’ve left your ass a thousand times” Preach Mary J!

Sigh I was drunkenly recapping this show for my partner (tl;dr Ross is one of those annoying self righteous people who readily fucks over any of his loved ones for the “greater good”) and he asked me why I still watched it. Because of this:

I will always have a crush on Goldblum. AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD NO ONE DISPEL THAT HE IS AMAZING I REALLY DON’T WANT TO KNOW.

I hate him so much, and I’m so, so tired.

Someone needs to immediately put Stevie Nicks into a bubble. 2017 will NOT do to me what 2016 did. I’m so upset about this. He wasn’t even old.

WILL WATCH. BBC - my thanks again for your commitment to hot men with British accents in time appropriate costume wielding archaic verbiage.

I hope Robert Catesby did a lot of brooding.

I, for one, appreciate your commitment to Jon Snow’s butt!!!

Don’t forget Katie Perry. Or will she deliberately leave her out as a message that she’s nothing to her. NOTHING!!!!!!

Update: it’s unanimous now, they all resigned.

I fucking love it, and the sad part is that it shows the people who penned it should have been on any reasonable administration’s arts council.

Holy shit, it is. I thought you were joking, but it’s totally an acrostic. I guess that’s what happens when you get a bunch of arts majors to write a resignation letter.

Those subversive arts types:

Confirmed. FLOTUS is chair.

BANNON IS LITTLEFINGER