I was OK until

My mom is 90 and for her big birthday this year she had a Cubs themed party, complete with Wrigley Field cake and almost a hundred people in Cubs gear. She has a deep abiding love for Rizzo, now that Ron Santo is gone. Here she is in her “Once Before I Die” shirt, and man, I’m so grateful she DID get to see this in…

I think the rule is, fans get until the parade and then it’s open season on those assholes.

I didn’t root for the Yankees. I’m a Mets fan. None of us rooted for the Yankees. Rivera blowing that save saved us all from a lifetime of hearing about how the Yankees saved New York after 9-11. It was one of the best moments of my life.

Last night was such a bittersweet for my family. This is what I posted last night.

I agree, EOS does nothing for my lips. Aquaphor lip products have proven to be the best for me during the winter.

I look back on few moments of my life more fondly than the night I was aimlessly scrolling through Netflix looking for something to watch while stoned, and stumbled upon the Marshawn episode of Running Wild With Bear Grylls. “Yes,” I said to myself. “That,” I said.

On a tangential note, Marshawn Lynch and Conan O’Brien are comedy gold together. Someone needs to cast those two in a buddy comedy and call it “Farewell to Chums.”

He was hilarious in the Bear Grylls Running Scared Episode!

I’m endlessly grateful they didn’t include anything about Quiet Uptown because his story about that song in the book requires a danged trigger warning: “caution. Will not be able to function for 12 hours after reading.”

When Daveed Diggs said that Jefferson wrote so many crucial documents but also “sucked,” I lost it. It made my little historian heart grow three sizes.

Would it kill Jimmy Fallon for just once not to break into a giggling fit like a little school girl?

Boricuas unite! 🇵🇷🇵🇷🇵🇷

I honestly believe Clinton deliberately baits him into that sort of attack, and he’s just too damn stupid not to walk right into it. She figures out exactly how she can needle him to make him publicly melt down and then stands there and smiles through it and looks thoroughly presidential while he’s throwing a tantrum…

I’m embarrassed to admit that, in the moment, Trump’s comment really hurt. Hurt in that “brain shut off/dignity shut off” kind of pain. It’s the kind of comment that can suck the self esteem out of you if you aren’t expecting it.

Guys, my (Latino) husband doesn’t know it yet because he’s not home, but our couples Halloween costume is now Nasty Woman and Bad Hombre, this nightmare election is finally giving me something useful.

Her social media team is awesome. And quick.

OK IS ANYBODY ELSE WATCHING CNN POST DEBATE COMMENTARY?? BECAUSE ONE OF THE WOMEN JUST SAID THAT DONALD TRUMP’S STAMINA DIES OUT AFTER 45 MINUTES AND THE SHADE MURDERED ME.
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You mean you didn’t just leave cryptic song lyrics hoping the guy you liked would sign in and read them and figure out what you’re thinking? Was that just me?

“To all the women who heard Trump’s comments and are still voting for him: My babies. Your brain broke. I love you but bish you cray”.