So basically they got in formation, proved they have coordination and slayed before they got eliminated? Sorry had to do a Beyonce reference lol

I kept staring at this post and was worried I’d had a stroke and forgotten how to read.

Please tell me I’m not the only Jez commenter that understood virtually nothing in this post. It’s not my fault that I’m an old.

/drops ridiculous amount of pearls

True. The Olympics has been murdered by many capable women so far.

I love that she passed on all the official stuff last week to be go be a normal kid. Even though she skipped Radiohead to see Major Lazer which is the wrong decision. Or I’m old and Radiohead is now a mom band.

Does no one remember the Will Friedle Classic “My Date With the President’s Daughter”? I’m only 24 but that’s still my go-to first kid movie reference.

I see Lady Lyanna Mormont grew up and became a judge.

Have you seen young Tim Kaine?

Ugh, Dad - what are you even talking about? You’re really pissing me off. You always told me that women had the right to make decisions about their own bodies. And now you’re acting like a doofus and embarrassing me. I’m going to tell Mom and I’m also going to tell her you were playing your Harmonica when you were…

Yeah. It's like the best possible iteration of the Breakfast Club.

You guys are really killing it on this coverage, Stassa. This is a great article among great articles on The Slot, and I’m really glad you guys are here.

What are you looking forward to seeing tonight?

How dare you. I live every day like I’m Benjamin Harrison.

You know, I would be perfectly fine if Hillary were to select all women for her Cabinet. It would be worth it to see Ms. Hughes' head explode.

But what Mr. Trump did, he spoke in a language that all Americans can understand. That is English.

Love this. My dad and I trade calls to each other every night to talk about politics, he is so amped about the DNC and is happy that he can vote this election. He just got his U.S. citizenship a year ago and is super stoked to vote in his first Presidential election. He wanted so badly to vote in the primaries and I…

Your dad is a CLASS ACT.