He was on Selfie, a great show with a shitty name. But he needs to be a leading man in a big-screen romcom.

“Trini to de bone” does not mean that you have Trini blood. It means that you have not assimilated into other cultures - you still speak, think and eat like a Trinidadian. If you’re TTDB, you would never eat “hamburger helper” for dinner; you’re eating oxtail and plantains with rice (made from scratch) washed down…

Actual Trini here with a message for Megan Trainor:

Fixed that for you.

Thanks! Good lord, I would watch that for every episode.

I’m not saying we have bad karma for signing Jose Reyes....wait a sec, I AM TOTALLY FUCKING SAYING THAT.

Women in control of their shit are always going to be vilified. Young, old, it doesn’t seem to matter...men can use and abuse any number of women in rapid succession but seem to cry the loudest when the script is flipped.

when she laughs at the guy who says he’s a musical theater major.

For me, you will always be the guy who did cat videos before cat videos were a thing.

You surely aren’t. Fourfour was the best.

This is business.

I’ve always been who I am; I’ve just shared more over the years. I know that makes me unlikable to some people, but I’m not here to make friends.

I put that first sentence into google translate, set it to “southern” and it came back as “We done fucked up.”

So she basically just has perfect armpits. Not going to lie, I love that this is how she responded.

Jesus Christ who said anything about partners, for fucks sake? Can’t a woman just ride the dick for a minute and go?

My equally Hamilton-obsessed husband to the audience after the performance. “That’s right. You stand. The. Fuck. Up. When you clap, because you just witnessed fucking ART.”

The Tonys this year were great. Vibrant, full of energy, respectful and somber about what happened in Orlando, diverse winners, excellent speeches, etc. I could go on and on but I think it’s been a while where I can say the Tonys has been the best awards show of the year so far.

This song always makes me a bit emotional anyway, but the shot of them frozen with their empty hands, muskets discarded after what happened this morning...yeah, that hit me real hard. Of course, everything has been hitting me real hard today.