I didn’t realize ladies regularly plucked their eyebrows until about a month ago. The thought really never occurred to me. :s
I didn’t realize ladies regularly plucked their eyebrows until about a month ago. The thought really never occurred to me. :s
Is it “my dick will spring fully formed from my forehead”?
What the actual fuck is wrong with this man?
I am so deep into this pop-lover club it’s not even funny. Most of the “me-time” I get I spend on this.
In the words of the great Danny DeVito, “Chew your food, you’re an animal!”
Laughed too hard at an inside joke that my friend and I had at lunch one time and ended up with lettuce in my nose, and she was laughing at me, and she laughed until she snorted out sweet tea. Warm, easily-identifiable green lettuce came out of my nose for the whole evening. So now our mutual failure to hold food in…
Like, not saying I don’t hate getting those but there is also the visceral satisfaction I get from popping one of them that always makes me really pleased when I do it... It’s disgusting, but still. :s
God bless terrible sex education.
Same: Apparently, this person a) wears a fanny pack on the b) elliptical while c) listening to Nicki Minaj.
I wish I had done this. I got mine at 10 and until I was 17 I used pads only. If I had a dollar for every time I panicked because I thought I felt (or did feel... ugh) a leak, I’d be a very rich person, lemme tell you. Then at 17 I had a tepid sexual awakening and was like “There’s space down there????” and that’s the…
I have never known a good, solid human being named Ryan. Also, Vlad has had a really bad run for me, and it’s weirdly very common where I live.
Unpopular opinion: Regardless of whatever else she’s doing in her life, Emma Watson is not a great actress. She’s okay in Harry Potter (none of the three are really that great, I think cause you can’t tell how talented a young actor will turn out to be, y’know?), but otherwise she’s kind of jarringly meh.
Not relevant, but I was like, “That’s very apartment? That’s very appointment? Oh.”
I was so mad when I heard a radio announcer say it and it was “pooth” and not “pyooth.” Like, DePuy, Puth? It would make it so much less offensive to my ears. Ugh.
Do you have a source for this?
“Is twit-spat that into which chit-chat has devolved in 2016?”
Thank you so much for bringing this to my attention.
How is robbery non-violent? I have to assume you meant theft...?
Oh my goodness. Can we talk about that movie? Because that was the cutest yet most evil and rape-y tire ever.
Rubio isn’t dropping out if he loses Florida. *Shrugs* I am certain he will be the RNC’s nominee, but if you ask, I can’t explain it better than “’cause.”