That sounds truly disgusting, no offense. Mayonnaise??? Ugh.

Thank you!

What shaving lotion do you use? I’d like to get some nice stuff for my brother, but as a person who puts absolutely nothing on their skin/hair ever, I am incredibly ignorant as to how to find a good, quality product for him.

Started my first job ever and it’s amazing! Recovered only recently from a chronic illness that prevented me from working (I say recovered; really, it’s recovering) and I feel for the first time like a normal person. Makes me feel like I belong in the world finally.

What did you major in, if I may ask?

It’s not much to brag about, but I made some concrete steps toward deciding my major (went to career counseling and had my first good college counseling experience which I’m excited about, and went to talk to a former professor which took a lot of guts for a person with my low-ass self-esteem). I’m fucking terrified…

He doesn’t seem to be a particularly good person, I’ll admit. But seriously, I’m very concerned about his meal. It’s alive shrimp and something that looks like dried black beans but is presumably something far more heinous that I can’t identify.

I hate everything about Mario Lopez’ tweet.

http://www.labmuffin.com/2013/03/what-i… Article tl;dr: Apparently it’s basically soapy water with a mild enough soap that it doesn’t irritate your skin if left on.

I’m a little younger than you, but a virgin as well. Take what I say with a grain of salt because, full disclosure, I’m asexual, but honestly, I’d say let it happen naturally - don’t seek to lose your virginity for the sake of losing your virginity. If the opportunity arises and you feel like taking it, take it. If…

An additional question: does anyone have first-time gyno stories they would like to share? I’m nervous about my appointment Tuesday because I’m the biggest prude in the whole world and I hate the entire idea of it... But I know I have to do it. :s

Nah, that’s Socrates

God bless my rambling tired self, honestly.

It is upsetting that you have no sympathy for another person based solely on their political views.

BRACES BUDDY. DO YOU EVER FEEL LIKE YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE IN BRACES IN THE WORLD?? I DO! :s TODAY I FOUND OUT THAT MY ORAL MICROBIOTA ARE FAIRLY NONVIRULENT BC MY DENTIST GAVE ME wow sorry for the caps he gave me the all clear after like 34 seconds of examination (maybe he is just a bad dentist?) even though I haven’t…

How I plan to go out tbh

My recent venture of GF DF blueberry lemon chia seed cake begs to differ. It’s incredibly good.

Re: the first paragraph: this kind of dehumanization is ENORMOUSLY sickening.

I’ve never met a Chad, but I have never met a Glenn I liked. Glenns are major slimeballs. I think they’re the Chads of the generation that gave birth to actual Chads.

Is no one else upset over the disrespect of the flag...? No? I’ll go sit in the Boy Scout corner then...