Asexuality is a sexual orientation.

I get the weird dreams too, but I also get craaaazy anxiety when I take sleepy drugs of all kinds. So I have panic attacks in bed, then fall asleep and have weird-ass dreams. :c

I want the belt really a lot and the body confidence to wear white shorts

Also, his right front leg and her right foot: was there an accident? Were they the fuel for whatever reaction he undergoes to move his penis from normal penis location to what amounts to his chest?

Honestly, though, the quote by Trump used in the video is hells of accurate.

Caffeine actually acts as an antagonist to adenosine, which is a vasoconstrictor used to decrease urinary output in the homeostatic maintenance of fluid volume.

SAME

Why did his mind go to composting before recycling though?

It’s like JDatE except it’s a little more comprehensible, and the plot is much more linear.

Couscous cracked me up.

I love how the whole “wear whatever makes you feel best! You rock that haircut!!” sentiment goes right out the window the moment you dislike a person.

He’s pulling a Justin Bieber face, in my opinion.

I’ve always thought it’s such a dick move to make fun of someone’s laugh. It’s one of the most genuine expressions of happiness we have and it’s not like anyone can help what theirs sounds like.

I have no idea who this is but I like her outfit and I love the fact that, with those braids, she looks like Rose Tyler a la Love and Monsters.

I thought it was “boot” as in a shorter version of “booty” and “hang” like hang out. Like, casual hangouts with your late-night booty call.

He looks like a Chris Pratt action figure. It’s disturbing.

The only reason I shave my legs anymore is to stroke my legs in the shower afterward and whisper “Baby seal” to myself. Then I let it grow out again.

Yeah, but 100 years ago people weren’t exactly wearing tank tops and short shorts, were they?

I’m self conscious about my leg hair, but underarm hair makes me feel really powerful and sexy. Dunno why, really, but I feel so much less self-confident when I shave it.