I love this code so much.

I think you just... look at it, at that point. Just stare at it and think deeply about the choices you’ve made in your life. Or maybe you use your knife to cut it in half *shudder* and use it to cover your nipples in the continuation of that “artsy” shoot.

The second most heinous thing in this article is the fact that she’s peeling an orange with a freaking knife. Who does that? Satan, that’s who.

As a buttered popcorn jellybean lover, I’m offended at your implication.

The way I see it is that even kinda terrible people (and while I’m not excusing him, I always feel bad for people who got famous at a young age and never learned to cope or whatever - part of their behavior, or what allows it to occur I guess, is a product of circumstance, so I pity them) have something to offer the…

*slow clap, impressed nod*

This Justin Bieber 2.0 (all asshole, less shit) is my JAM right now. I hate myself a little but I enjoy his songs so much.

“I drink almond milk because, as a lesbian,”

JANE sits with her ankles crossed beneath the chair that is too tall for the table at which she sits. She is oblivious to the chatter around her; her kind, soft-blue eyes, usually dancing with engagement and good humor, stare blankly at a laptop screen that plays a silent video. Her small, dimpled hand curls languidly…

I genuinely don’t know who that is

Except for the occasional glass of kefir this is my normal diet, lol.

Struggling with this right now, comorbid with some other mental illnesses, sadly. Stay strong, friend.

Thank God I have the Inverse Trump Supporter Ball Size (ITS BS) Test to decide which Republican candidate I hate the least. ;)

I’m not trying to troll, but I’m just trying to gauge the response this community has: Is it not okay anymore to support police officers? Like, at the same time as supporting and being conscious of the Black Lives Matter movement, of course.

I love everything about this ad

Related, that I need help with please: Guy I like keeps buying me food and insisting that I eat it, putting it on top of my books so I can’t work, usually ends in a tug of war where I try to hand it back to him and he refuses to take it or gives it back. It’s not just food, either - the other day he did it with a…

I’m 5'6" and I used to weigh 230 and now I weigh a little less than 140. I got asked out for the first time in my life just a little while ago (40 y.o. virgin here) and it sucks because it reinforces the whole idea of “attain perfect weight so that u pretty/desirable!” - which I hate, because I was eating very…

God bless you.

I KNOW THIS IS OLD BUT THANK GOD SOMEONE ELSE REALIZES THIS! I personally think (conspiracy conspiracy) that Trump is actually doing it intentionally for the Democratic party. But either way: incredibly likely scenario.