Was gonna make a comment about #ParliamentSoWhite but then I googled and apparently there are approximately 0 black people in Australia

Inmates... who would......... give her massages.................

I have a question not related to this, but I don’t think anyone will see it if it’s not a reply to a person.

Are you not concerned that HRC may be indicted?

Right? It’s weird in the “I don’t want to know about your colonoscopy Senator” kind of way.

Just TOTAL DEADFACE. There is not a single emotion on his face. It’s genuinely disturbing.

“They don’t offer a single burger under 1100 KCals.” All I heard was “I’m going to whine really hard about how much I don’t want to order a 400 calorie salad. Vegetables are gross!”

All it would take is <720 tries, after all.

The thing I hate most about Matt Damon’s response is that he agree that it is more than disappointing and doesn’t really try to say “Yes, you’re right, but be patient/accept it/that’s just how it is.” But straight up: If you agree with it, and think that there needs to be more diversity, do you know what the best…

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OKAY I’M SORRY THIS IS NOT RELEVANT BUT I JUST FOUND THIS VIDEO AND I NEED TO YELL ABOUT IT TO SOMEONE AND TL;DR IT IS NOT A GREAT DAY FOR THIS LADY I TELL YOU

Agree. Worse-than-mediocre lip balm that you have to like, smoosh on your face to apply (makes you look like a dumbass in public), and a design that doesn’t fit easily in a pocket for reapplication? Man, screw that.

God forbid OP had said “type 1 diabetic” instead of making a judgmental comment about another human struggling to get along in the world.

Loving how judgy you are that you feel the need to clarify “No, no, I’m the SICK kind of diabetic person, not the FAT, LAZY kind of diabetic person. God forbid.”

Living in the Snow Belt and somehow this is still something we need. Usually just the first snowy day though. I drive a ‘98 Blazer with no ABS or snow tires or whatever other accoutrements there are to have, and I live on a rural (read: rarely plowed) road. My mom taught me how to drive and the only thing she said to…

Agree. Women are just naturally inferior, so when we don’t treat them equally their sex is just coincidental.

Not to mention the imPORTANCE OF MORE PERIOD PIECES IN OUR LIVES.

Martha Stewart, who the fuck taught you how to transport eggs? Have you never heard of an egg carton, you damn heathen? Christ.

Yep.

I feel okay about this being the boyband my nieces and nephews will be embarrassed about liking in 20 years.