Accurate privileged-white-child name. Bless you.

Saoirse Ronan: The only celebrity I’ve recognized so far. Also my anime girlfriend.

Love this whole style and the simplicity of this dress.

GORGEOUS WOW

Do your username.

I’m proud to say that I’ve never watched an episode of that show. I don’t know why anyone cares about these random rich people.

Honestly, it just cracks me up that left shark is laughed at and yet no one is laughing at the giant clown show from hell that the entire performance was. The beach balls were just as absurd and yet it’s left shark that makes it funny somehow.

learned new thing today: people actually care about this apparently?

I wear socks... with my Crocs. Come at me.

I like how you think public school doesn’t indoctrinate kids just as much as some homeschooling parents do. Just because you agree with the public school system’s ideal learning environment and subject matter doesn’t make it any less of an indoctrination.

What do you have against homeschooling? My mom homeschooled us after preschool because she didn’t want us learning evolution and just in general wanted more God-oriented curricula. Now we’re all at four-year institutions with the lowest GPA among us being 3.9. There’s a huge difference between “homeschooling for…

“does something delicious” sounds so lascivious. we don’t actually know what the fuck the carnation milk is doing. It could be having some kind of zucchini carrot orgy for all we know.

You MONSTER. Potato chip tuna casserole is da bomb. You’ve obviously had some nasty Velveeta version. I frequently microwave a can o’ tuna, noodles, and cheese together in a bowl for a glimpse of the glory. The dream. The potato chip tuna casserole.

This just in: Chloe Grace Moretz decided to tweet the single most unoriginal thing she possibly could. YOU GO, CHLOE!

I didn’t know a single one of these “famous people”. I had to Google them all. I actually thought Col. Sanders was, like, Ronald McDonald (aka not real).

The worst part about the grape jelly on pizza is that they acted like the server should just know that it’s completely normal. Like, in that family’s mindset, it’s absurd to NOT put grape jelly on pizza, and I honestly don’t understand how that kind of delusion can occur.

My sister can’t eat nitrates, which are found naturally in celery (they’re also added to cured meats). She gets bad headaches when she eats even a little; if she eats enough, she hallucinates.

The “fat-free” girl sounds like me during finals week.

No, no. The “S” stands for “straight.” It’s “Louie Straight Sports,” obviously.