My favorite definition of “progressive” is “agrees with me on all issues that I consider important to being a progressive”.

Exactly. He is a disappointment.

Being a progressive means you hate Hillary? That’s news to me. I thought being progressive means fighting for progressive issues, not creating a purity test of which of those issues are necessary to be considered progressive.

Just remember. Stay away from the dented ones. The cans of soup. Not the holdout Sanders supporters. Wait. Best to stay away from them too.

Not surprised. These people, many of whom are first time voters because of age or previous indifference, were told that Hillary (and not Trump) was the enemy for nearly a year. Many of the younger ones come from Republican homes where Hillary has been Public Enemy #1 since before they were born. They who are trying to…

here’s your link http://deadspin.com/tag/why-your-t…

I’m sorry little man, you must be 44" tall to troll the commentariat.

Your reaction is exactly why ripping on the Titans for five years makes it better.

And the women aren’t much better.

you didn’t even read the first fucking paragraph did you?

Sacré bleu!!!

How could someone possibly pay close enough attention to Magary to know his favorite NFL team, but not be familiar with these posts that have been happening annually for half a decade?

Hey, let me be the first to welcome you on your first day to Deadspin!

thanks susan

Starting it off early this year.

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He also took a shot just inside 18, but she already had a date.

You gotta let go of the Pringle

7 weeks till the season starts and Jay’s out here fucking around. God damnit.

And make Mexico pay for it?