When you lie you make baby jesus sad.

A friend of mine in college described a weekend festival she attended by saying everything was harmonious and people were dressed like fairies. There were children and beauty and she figured out the meaning of life. I asked her if she had been shrooming all weekend and she couldn’t believe I guessed correctly.

Until they mentioned Cleveland by name, I assumed this was a joke by someone in San Diego.

I don't think you're in Cleveland. Check a map.

I think you accidentally went to the Great Lakes Medieval Faire down the road.

Had one of my soldiers in Iraq taking a college course, he needed to give a “public speech” for one project - he chose anti-abortion as his topic, with lots of slides. All I could think is that I wanted gummi bears afterward.

Did you accidentally go to a local arts and crafts fair and not the RNC?

( 1 You can’t walk into the convention

Question:

Petulant, self-important, and full of demands?

Can we just have Baltic State Mondays? The breadth of material would be amazing.

All in favor of making Boar Monday a thing say “Aye.”

Very true, the only reason I make ketchup or any cooked products with tomatoes from my garden is that there are literally just so many of them and I do not want them to go bad. No, I will not give them away to neighbors and coworkers, they have abused the privilege with their improper use.

I was expecting “stop by the pizzeria every day for lunch and get two slices.” Speaking of, brb.

You can always put silly putty in to fill the whole.

I’m with her, that Portugal-France final made me think of church too: long, very boring, and the outcome made no sense.

Apparently Ronaldo is angry at his sister for that post. Jesus is like Ronaldo, not the other way around.

Jesus wasn’t hung. Everyone knows he was crucified.

And you were traveling West.