My new national nightmare begins. I’ve just learned SI still exists.

A Simpsons episode come to life. Once again.

No, but they seem to love his wife over at Gawker judging by how many times in a row they posted about her.

Is it me, or is Trump looking more like a Franks Red Hot flavored Cheeto?

And then we’ll build a wall around the Pokemans. And Nintendo will pay for it.

Brought peace?

Sun rises in the east. News at 11.

+1 in extra time

No, had this view from the start. That door originally may have been open further than it is now, but these past few months (including today’s revelations) have firmly shut the door to that hope.

As a Penn Stater, I always held out a little hope that Paterno truly didn’t know and that he was telling the truth but i always acknowledged that it was a real possibility that he did. This just confirms it for me. Fuck that guy.

As a Penn Stater this makes me sick. Everything that has transpired up there has been awful, especially for those young kids. I hope they are all getting the help they deserve.

Watching Penn State beat Georgia and Herschal Walker for the title in ‘82 (i think 82). I was 7. the game featured Joe Paterno and Jerry Sandusky. there goes another happy childhood memory.

I can’t Bear to hear another terrible joke like this.

+ 1 redacted star

Well, I guess we know which way Joe Hart voted

how were the fireworks dressed, exactly.

Yakkity Sax makes everything better.

You are now the American Standard

Donald Trumps campaign staff attends a football match and are suddenly very confused.

Can’t we start a kickstarter fund to buy back these congressmen? Just straight up offer them the money - ‘how much is the NRA paying you for your vote this year? $35,000? Okay, here’s $35,001. Vote this other way instead. Mmkay? Thanks.’