“Heck! Dang peanuts made me thirsty again. Better find that feller with the milk!”

“Those peanuts would go great with the milk I’ve kept in my mouth for the past 5 hours”

they also both potentially employ a rushin’ leader

That's a guy who will pull over for a hand painted sign advertising boiled peanuts. Every damn time.

The Venn Diagram of Cowboys fans & Trump Supporters is the same damn circle drawn twice on top of each other.

The face of a guy who would ask you for a sip of your milk.

As an Eagles fan who probably won’t see a Super Bowl in this lifetime, watching Cowboys fans suffer in due to an inevitable collapse is my heroin. May GM Jerry Jones live forever.

Running to the defense of Tom Brady doesn’t count.

Drew is copying and saving faster than Melania Trump!

Don’t say her name. They’ll start the 500 days thing again.

OK, but do you think he’ll say bad things about Jay Cutler?

You will wait your turn for misery and you will enjoy it.

But the program was never supposed to actually reduce youth football concussions. It was just supposed to be good PR for the NFL. And until Datalys released the numbers, it was doing its job.

I am 54. Until I was in fourth grade, girls were not allowed to wear pants to school except on snow days. And then we had to wear them under dresses. This was a public school in the 70s.

I’m so proud - of you, of her, of us - of the country. My grandmother had five daughters by my grandfather. He was Catholic, so refused to wear condoms. She was pregnant 15 times. He wanted a son. He beat her, and her daughters, whenever he felt like it, and the few times it got so bad that a neighbour or daughter…

I’m 66 years old. I became a feminist when I was 5, and my older sister was told she could “join” a model airplane club my father belonged to. She could pay dues, but not attend meetings or meet because she was a girl.(My father promptly “unjoined” that club!) I’ve been waiting 61 years for today.

I think you’d have a very large threshold for ‘issues’, if you trained your whole life for an event.

I’m not sure which is worse: your ignorance in the face of demonstrable facts, or your smugness. Maybe I should start a poll.

Then you are dumb as fuck. Thanks for commenting.

Worst part about Dilfer is him thinking he’s some sort of QB guru, when he himself wasnt shit behind center. Your team cut you after you won the Superbowl. Enjoy your retirement fund and shut the fuck up