Mono—D’OH

also “Poochie died on the way back to his home planet.”

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Or the like $60 10-MCU costume pack on the PlayStation that showed up just a few days before this announcement. Yikes.

That “Spiderman will remain a Sonly exclusive” has that “and Dr. Beckett never made it home” energy from the final episode of Quantum Leap.

This is terrible news to the 5 people that bought the latest Thor skin last week.

Well clearly that was a bad idea then, cause they fired thousands of employees less than a year later!

Please. You’re killing me. :,D

I fear we will never see a better world as long as the stock market and board of directors/shareholders concepts exist as they do today.

Ok, Phil Spencer. 

Ps5 came out with good games and has consistently delivered, including Ratchet and Clank rift apart that was made without crunch. Honestly the only franchise that works consistently on Xbox is Forza and that's despite microsoft.

That’s not true. Kotaku user AnimaniacSpirits believes every word of it!

And how is Microsoft going to do that when they make billions in profits each year, bootlicker? Don’t bother answering, unless you can’t see the obvious.

Their job constitutes lying and conditioning the public so they can stay in their ivory towers.

Microsoft’s CEO, Satya Nadella, has a net worth of approximately $350M.  He could give $30k to every employee he fired and still have $50M left over, enough that he’s still rich beyond your wildest dreams.

All of these executive jerkoffs know that none of us believe this bullshit, right? That we know it’s just them being dishonest with us?

I have little problem placing the overwhelming majority of the blame for the current sorry state of Xbox on Phil Spencer. He had all last-gen to right the ship and make sure that Microsoft didn’t repeat the mistakes of the Xbox One, but so far he’s seeming little different than Don Mattrick. Just more likeable if you…

Maybe a Sting concert will lessen the pain.

Oh so painful, probably didn’t get a paycut either to save those jobs.

If they have $70 billion to spend on Activision, then they have $70 billion to spend on current employees.