We sure he’s not from New York and misinterpreted the “Tesla will begin taking orders from customers online...” as “Tesla will begin taking orders from customers on line...”

Its a Vin Code Lengthener for when you get into a Wreck and don’t want to have to explain to everyone why you have about 7 digits instead of about 100.

Option 3 is to find the Alpha car in the parking lot first thing, and then crash into it, just beat the hell out of it...then the other cars know to respect you.

It did improve the look though. Kind of Morgan Aero esque... sort of...

A few, yes, but my game is terrible.

That’s an incredibly inaccurate description of Yoenis Cespedes, and a particularly uninformed one. There’s no way that applies to Cespedes. Numbers in baseball, as we know, can be misleading, and I think you're selling him short here. He’s at least 32.

PR over Nordkapp? Interesting combo. My V70R is PR over Atacama, and I agree, Passion Red everything!

When other nations hear “America”, this is the first sound that needs to pop into their head.

Sorry man. I don’t think anything can beat the sounds coming out of this LS7 with an 8 into 1 header/collector.

I command you to now get vanity plates for it that say THESEUS. The only original part will be the little VIN plate on the firewall.

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The perfect car to have when you give your boss the finger and get fired. You can go from no jo to job in 0.1 sec bro. Taxi sign

There’s a lot of spare storage space in the Pyramids.

What a coincidence, my truck also has a 4k redline.

Both are great. Depends upon your needs. I went in for a Vrp and left with an XCrp. The XC has a bigger boot (kids) and the ground clearance is helpful (we live on a mud road in the PNW. If I were in the city, I’d have went with the V. No regrets, the XC is f-incredible.

The Volvo I6 is such a good motor.

This. I bought a lightly-used 2015.5 XC60 T6 Platinum from a Jeep dealer, somebody traded it in on a Grand Cherokee and took a huge bath. I knew the 2.0 upgrade was likely coming (it hadn’t been announced at the time) but I like the inline 6 and wouldn’t have bought a brand new one anyway.

This is the ultimate “bought this for my wife but drive it more than her” car. I’ve always been a big fan.

For anyone shopping for a CPO X3 or Q5, seriously give a pre-owned XC60 a look. Because Volvo doesn’t have the same cache as the German brands these cars depreciate a little faster, that’s great news for pre-owned shoppers.

March

I assumed not knowing how to pay for things was a requirement to live in San Francisco.