I have decided that my life is nothing more than an experiment to see how far I can get professionally without learning what a semicolon is even for. So far so good.

“It later turned out that the burner account was created by ASIMO, the Honda robot”

But still no rating for in-car visibility.

Meanwhile, Honda trucks* continue to outsell the Ford F150!

Ordered. It will go nicely with my prancing moose shirt.

Not an artist, so:

I was SURE that car would have been on this list.

Oh c’mon the rants about the G35/350Z were gold, even if you did mention it at the start of your last post. That car should be No. 1, not No. Oneder-why-it’s-not-listed

Thanks, man; I hate getting idioms wrong. Makes me look like a real idiom.

So you say they’re doing well, then in the same sentence say they can’t compete with their competition. Can’t really argue with that logic.

When all your cars are MK, none of your cars are MK.

You fill containers with LNG and you sell the containers from a donkey drawn carriage. Donkey costs 20 ducks and a bag of poppy seed. Pump costs 3 AK47s. Problem solved and your gas station is mobile!

at 96% autopilot, it might be fair to say that you assisted a Tesla Model S in completing a cross country record.

One thing I’ve always appreciated about Volvo is that even before the days of electronic safety controls, Volvo’s cars were safe because they were simply built really really well. Screw the size=safety mentality.

I owe my life to Volvo’s ability to withstand a crash. A buddy of mine fell asleep while driving down the West Side Highway in NYC at 5am and drove headlong into the point where the central divider flared out into a crosswalk protected by steel bollards. The entire front quarter on the driver’s side was ripped off,…

XC90: good car or best car ever?

There are exceptions to every rule. While quoting "Jalops" as the exception doesn't apply, its safe to suggest that in your case, and a large percentage of BMW driving Jalops, that they are the exception to this generalization.