Like fully right in here? I’ve def experienced a drunken whoops, but like the door was closed. Do I have an unusually tight anus?

Clinton 65,844,954

“Sent from somewhere over the rainbow”

Man, people sure have a strange way of expressing their economic insecurity.

You Shitti Farty Dirty Nasty Jude Bitch!

That would be a fun game...read the ridiculous quote and guess who said it, West or Trump?

“Bush doesn’t care about black people.” -Kanye West, 2005.

I have zero problem with call Schumer out for the fraud that she is. Her career has become even a series of publicity stunts because she’s not that funny and not that creative. She’s been packaged as a feminist to further her career, but she’s really an annoying insecure Cool Girl who talks about all the guys she…

One of the main reasons why I find her so obnoxious is that unlike other crass comics like Lampanelli (granted, I haven’t seen her standup in like 10 years so I may be way off), Schumer likes to offend and throw people under the but, but the minute she’s called out on it, she tend to revert to the “why are you guys…

Just a btw for you, anytime anyone ends their conment the way you did, automatically dismissive and pretending to be so above it all, as if any other opinion is not nearly as enlightened as your own, it just kinda makes you look weak like you can’t handle debate or hearing other opinions. Not a good look.

To be perfectly honest, my first reaction was feeling bad for the shark.

OK but ffs, it’s not “attacking”. They’re baiting it with food to bring it close and it got stuck. It’s just sharking.

It’s easy to imagine Hillary Clinton wiling the evening away with some close friends, laughing over champagne over all of this mishegoss.

I hesitate to think anything positive about this election- but Sam Bee getting the attention she deserves might count. God, is she good.

Poonghazi was posted yesterday. Such a winner! 🏆

Honestly, I cannot understand the batshit mental acrobatics and internalized misogyny that would enable any woman to defend Trump’s comments.

If you don’t want your daughter to hear the word “pussy” maybe don’t let her watch the segment where you’re defending Donald Trump bragging about grabbing women by the pussy. That’s like going on Twitter on a Sunday night and complaining about Game of Thrones spoilers.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

Roses are red

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