But you earned yours legally.

BUT! She has Cumberbatchian eyes! And her last name is Holmes! I have no idea why that matters or why I’m shouting!

I have a CTA fare card with $14 on it. Or an Oyster card with £15 on it. That’s the extent of my liquid wealth. Either is yours for the taking.

WTF?!

Im gonna buy Pooh a drink.

God, I hate Wednesdays.

wrong. she/he owes you nothing. she/he gets her pages in on time, makes money for the publisher, agent & self, and makes readers happy. there isn’t anything else she/he must do to fulfill the contract.

OMG. GOOD TIMES!!!! I loved that show like I loved Bozo!!!

Keep writing! I was born & raised in Albany Park which is a hella long way from Wicker Park, Lincoln Park, West Loop... Neighborhoods like Uptown, Edgewater & Albany Pk on the north side & Bronzeville, Pilsen, Hyde Park on the south need exposure as they represent a more interesting view of the city.

Perfect. Yes. Srsly. I miss the rainbow YMCA and Byron’s.

Which is why i got this year’s parka from a rummage sale at a church in Lincoln Park.... they throw away good shit in LP.

Totally. And all the home-brew suppliers on the north side... Sheesh. I decided to grow pot just to be special (with bright blinking lights around it)

Alleys. Rule.

Eye twitching are how you know it’s working. It’s also how everyone around you know it’s working...and they leave you alone.

You forgot:

word.

mother of god! that’s insane!

And, remember, when leaning in, do so whilst wearing a low-cut v-necked blouse & hydraulically-outiftted bra so that the mens can have a good look at your cans/twins/ladies/bewbs so as to make an informed opinion of your skills/talent/intelligence/worth?

Wait, are we making fun of Meryl or hailing her for this?

The cynic in me says that, no matter what Yale did by way of “reinstatement” of Mr. Menafee, it was going to sound like/look like superficial bull. The optimist in me hopes that there is someone (anyone?) at Yale who sees their handling of this as, shall we say, less than optimal.