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If this were a real game, the camera mechanics would piss me the fuck off.

To the point where I wouldn’t/couldn’t play it.

I’m pretty sure you aren’t supposed to tell people you’re in witness protection. That’s like going into a bar and telling people you’re a spy.

If GamerGate were actually about ethics in journalism, they would not be actively trying to destroy Kotaku — a site that refuses press junkets, regularly pisses off game publishers through aggressive journalism, and is just about as transparent as any gaming site can be — they’d be going after Metacritic and exclusive

Press X.

Crap that’s what that was? Those magnificent bastards!

Why does Zelda’s hat have an L on it?

Back in MY day, we called it ICE3

Don't you mean #FISTworldproblems? I'll see myself out (slams door).

I don't know if his name actually is Chet, but that's a good name for a dickhead.

"Vaginas don't need lube."

I found the theories more interesting than the games tbh.

A Turd

shelfie

Heheh...his crotch is literally a cockpit.

Man, have you seen THIS yet?

Leaps and bounds better and more entertaining than anything in the article.

Ick!
It's that long haired hippie Superman from post-Doomsday!

What bothers me most is they are using Cowboy bebop music in the start of the trailer. So weird

I wonder if they licensed the Bebop music used in the first 20 seconds of that trailer.