GTA Online has done something no other online video game has: It’s existed across three different console generations, as well as on PC.

I’m just gonna not update the game until I’ve completed everything I want to do.

Re:pokemon, that’s because the main character’s mother slept at Dr Oak’s

I’ve noticed that the games I’ve liked most in the last few years just take well established game elements and build on top of them. Games like Celeste, Shovel Knight and Stardew.

Say what you will about the other aspects of the game, but I do not need another game made by Rocksteady that has large sections based around battling tanks.

I get where you are coming from. But implying that 2 dudes being friendly with each other should be gay also diminishes that 2 dudes can also be open with each other and trust each other in a way that isn’t “toxic masculinity”. What I mean to say is they are best friends who care about each other. Atlus definitely…

Death Note is worth a watch just for the utter cheesefest it truly is. 

So you just go and murder a whole camp one night and show up to herbology the next morning and everyone’s just okay? Fine not to have a morality system as they are rarely implemented interestingly enough to warrant their inclusion, but this will easily surpass GTA IV levels of ludonarrative dissonance. 

Because of your avatar, I read this in Huey Freeman’s voice and it was pretty on point.

The Chicks were cancelled for the better part of two decades for being right about G W Bush.

Dumping all that would be a lot to ask.

Look, I think we can all agree that if anyone gets to be an egomaniac jabroni (...sure, that’s a word), it’s The Rock. I mean, come on, he took over the name of the most common object on the planet. You know how cow milk is so prevalent that we just call it “milk”? How chicken eggs are so overwhelmingly popular that…

Yeah I’ve actually had it installed since I got the game so I really just need to finally start it up. Maybe after Uncharted 2.

Usually, comment sections bug me. "Guilty of high cholesterol" made me spit-take coffee on my work computer. Just a solid, well written joke by a rando. I thank you. 

“Dr. Judge” needs to become a daytime television show ASAP.

Not as much of an exaggeration as one would think. Miyamoto in particular, when screening prospective hires, tends to like people who have hobbies and experience outside of gaming culture. “Fans” would be too busy iterating on and improving existing things instead of creating something new and innovative, would be the…

The guy you know about but act like you don’t for that precious internet street cred. 

“The rap star is also currently under fire for lyrics that seem to involve Meg The Stallion”