I mean if "your mom masturbates to make her depression go away" is the new "your mom goes to college," I'm okay with it.

everything about touchscreen controls.

Well, that was horrible. Typical Dorkly, they wouldn't know comedy if it hit them with the broad side of a barn.

I think I can offer this on behalf of 99% of us here:

If you're interested in this game, it is playable on PS4 demo kiosks in NA and I'm pretty sure in EU as well

To get the true Skyrim experience there should have been a scene afterward where he REFUSES to drop a single god damn thing and slowly crawls toward the nearest shop npc.

Mightier.

I wish they played it without the slow-mo.

The special twist: this story ends with two new characters Cease and Desist.

Could you imagine if some Moose and Lego had offspring? They would be able to hide their numbers perfectly through clever syntax.

All of those S's, building up, trying to find a way out.

Pretend you're a snake or deflating air mattress for a while. It helps.


"Sssssssssssssssssssssssss......."

If you paid $32 on this one. OH MY GOD you deserve to be scammed.

One quantification of "over time": http://www.digitaltrends.com/home/exactly-m… about 591 liters of Cola to break even

The sequel has the original game as an Easter egg. Because of that, this game might have the original as a remake as well.

Don't joke, cause I would buy the shit out of a Phantasy Star collection on PS4.

Don't kid yourself, it would be $14.99 on the App Store.

My first contribution, I literally have no image program on my PC right now except Paint and SmartDraw. So I used Paint to predict the future!

DUNIA!