Who wants to make a bet that 45* thinks it’s all about him and that he compares himself to Washington and Lincoln.

It’s simple: Trump is psychotic.

Every dipshit who actually cast a vote in 11/16 for the clowndick from the stupid reality show to become our 45th president, Ingraham presumably included, forever forfeited the right to complain about a “celebrity” expressing an opinion on any political matter.

So...I’m confused....

Am I supposed to feel bad for the fully adult woman, who knowingly slept with an (albeit disgusting and evil) rich, famous, married man...

Who then went on to try and profit from said marital affair...

And wasn’t smart enough to hire a lawyer to read the ensuing legal contracts?

Walmart, Costco, and Target sell various types of alcohol per state too. (Remember the whiny BS about the ‘Muslim’ cashier who wouldn’t sell alcohol in her line? Because she was under 21, not Walmart Sharia.) That’s a lot of employment opportunities lost for people who already served their time.

I’LL BELIEVE IT WHEN I SEE IT, YOU PHARMA SHILLS!

That looks great..going to have to give that a go next week... I’ll just quietly do the frying when my better half isn’t looking! EffWhyAye, that baking soda technique is called “Velveting” and is a famous Asian restarant end-run for turning tough cuts into tender morsels.

WTF? He’s making world history at 17, and I’m 33 eating day old Panda Express on my couch with nothing but briefs on? Where did I go wronggggggggggggggg

I have mixed feelings about this.

I think it’s that people like those things and do not like Ms. Frankel.

Or maybe not be a fucking 10 year old and get off Facebook.

Yes.

How To Deal with Assholes

Welcome to the future.

Joanna, you’re not on any of these teams so I have no one to root for.

I’m clicked this article to laugh at you. Thanks for not disappointing.

Biannual means twice a year.

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Just tell them you prefer to not sit at whatever type of table they try to put you in. That being said, be sure that if you are making reservations or if you are a walk-up, telling them straight away you don’t want whatever type of table and that you understand it may require more time.